Field dossier compiled by HQ Command. Pages stacked in operational order. Read top-to-bottom; the map will tell you where you're going.
§01 · LATEST · ANNOUNCEMENT→ ALL HANDS
Monday, 21 Sep 2026 1752
FROM
HQ COMMAND
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ALL HANDS
SUBJ
OPERATION GREYHOUND — CHILI COOKOFF
BLUF: WED 28 OCT 2026 · H-HOUR 1800 · OBJECTIVE HOLT · RSVP VIA PARTIFUL
PHASE V CLOSED ON SIX DONATED BIRDS AND A DESSERT NOBODY ORDERED. THIS OP OPENS ON A DESTROYER WITH NO AIR COVER AND A CHILI FIELD HQ IS NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS.
SCREENING: GREYHOUND (2020) — 91 MIN. NORTH ATLANTIC, FEBRUARY 1942. ONE ESCORT, ONE CONVOY, FIFTY HOURS IN THE GAP. SHORT FEATURE, LONG JUDGING.
ENTRIES ARE SEALED — STYLES DECONFLICTED IN SECRET, COOK IDENTITIES CLASSIFIED UNTIL THE REVEAL. TO ENTER THE FIELD, CONTACT GEN HOLT PRIVATELY. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT AND PRIZE TO FOLLOW UNDER SEPARATE COVER.
NOT COOKING? HOST HOLDS THE CORNBREAD AND THE TOPPINGS LINE. BRING A BOTTLE OR A SIDE AND REPORT HUNGRY.
MESS DETAIL TO FOLLOW.
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Run order. Cross-reference sector against the theater map above.
SECTOR—
Greyhound
FILM · North Atlantic, Mid-Atlantic Gap — February 1942 · Aaron Schneider
Fifty hours with no air cover, a first command, and a wolfpack in the dark. One destroyer holds the line for the convoy.
1h 31m
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§04 · MESS & BAR
No slate posted yet. Say what you’re bringing and HQ will build around it.
§05 · CREW MUSTER
Standing per most recent transmission.
IN COUNTRY4
GEN HOLT (Ryan)
BARMAN BRANCHAW (Sam)
GEN MALNAR (Jason)
FARMER FAHRNER (Mike)
ON STANDBY0
No personnel.
AWAITING21
SGT WILLMAN (Robb)
POP DROWN (Caleb)
YOUNG DROWN (Isaac)
PADRE SETH (Seth)
DRAFTED HOLT (Zak)
FIRST LADY MALNAR (Julianna)
SGT IKE (Chip)
REINFORCEMENT PAT (Pat)
YOUNG MALNAR (Henrik)
SGT KEELER (Jonathon Keeler)
HARD-CHARGER HARDING (Jacob Harding)
CPL ANDERSON (Jon Anderson)
FIELD MARSHAL MALNAR (Ken Malnar)
PROVOST JOHNSON (Peter Johnson)
FORAGER CONRAD (Brian Conrad)
SGT SLEEVES (Corey Highland)
BREVET CUSTER (Colin Custer)
CREW (Patrick Drown)
FIELD MARSHAL HOLT (James Holt)
YOUNG HOLT (Jaymeson)
FRAU HOLT (Stefanie)
STAND-DOWN0
No personnel.
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§06 · COMMS LOG
Every dispatch sent against this operation. Most recent first.
ANNOUNCEMENT
→ ALL HANDS
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HQ COMMAND
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ALL HANDS
DTG
281800R OCT 26
SUBJ
OPERATION GREYHOUND — CHILI COOKOFF
BLUF: WED 28 OCT 2026 · H-HOUR 1800 · OBJECTIVE HOLT · RSVP VIA PARTIFUL
PHASE V CLOSED ON SIX DONATED BIRDS AND A DESSERT NOBODY ORDERED. THIS OP OPENS ON A DESTROYER WITH NO AIR COVER AND A CHILI FIELD HQ IS NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS.
SCREENING: GREYHOUND (2020) — 91 MIN. NORTH ATLANTIC, FEBRUARY 1942. ONE ESCORT, ONE CONVOY, FIFTY HOURS IN THE GAP. SHORT FEATURE, LONG JUDGING.
ENTRIES ARE SEALED — STYLES DECONFLICTED IN SECRET, COOK IDENTITIES CLASSIFIED UNTIL THE REVEAL. TO ENTER THE FIELD, CONTACT GEN HOLT PRIVATELY. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT AND PRIZE TO FOLLOW UNDER SEPARATE COVER.
NOT COOKING? HOST HOLDS THE CORNBREAD AND THE TOPPINGS LINE. BRING A BOTTLE OR A SIDE AND REPORT HUNGRY.
MESS DETAIL TO FOLLOW.
END MESSAGE
